Fruitcake
photo by IngridH
- Ready In:
- 2hrs
- Ingredients:
- 13
- Serves:
-
1
ingredients
- 1 cup water
- 1 cup butter
- 1 cup sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 2 cups dried fruit
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tablespoon lemon juice
- 1 cup nuts, chopped
- 1 gallon wine
directions
- Sample the wine to check for quality.
- Take a large bowl.
- Check the wine again to make sure it's of the highest quality.
- Pour 1 level cup and drink.
- Repeat if your're not sure.
- Turn on the electric mixer and beat butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add sugar and beat again.
- Make sure wine is still okay. Cry another cup.
- Turn off the mixer.
- Break two legs and add the bowl along with the vanilla extract and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a screwdriver.
- Sample the wine again to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, Sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who cares.
- Check the wine.
- Now sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.
- Add 1 table. Spoon. Of sugar or flour or something. Whatever you can find.
- Grease the oven.
- Turn the cake pan to 350 degrees.
- Throw one bowl outside the window.
- Check the wine again.
- Go to bed.
- Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?
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RECIPE SUBMITTED BY
teresas
United States
<p>? Hi! My name is Teresa.? My husband and I like to take RV trips but it seems lately we just us it for vintage motorcross races. I enjoy hiking, snowshoeing, have done some rock climbing but age is creeping up on my poor old bones. Anything to do with the outdoors I enjoy, so why do I live in rainy Washington state? We have 2 wonderful children, both grown. My son lives in LA and my daughter and her husband recently moved back in the area with their little boy...our grandson... who just turned?5 years old. We have a granddaughter who lives close by...she just turned 23 this year. She's a sweetheart.? Life is good when you have a son and a?daughter and they?gift?you with a granddaughter and grandson. :)??</p>