Sex Muffins

Recipe by hilarity
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READY IN: 30mins
YIELD: 12 muffins
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
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DIRECTIONS

  • Preheat the oven to 375°F.
  • Put little paper muffin cuppy things into 12 regular sized muffin cups (or, if you are really unfortunate, grease the pan).
  • If you are using bananas in the muffins, use metal foil muffin cups so that the muffins won't stick.
  • In a large bowl, stir together the milk, butter, vanilla (if applicable) and egg.
  • Add salt, sugar, and baking powder; mix.
  • Add flour, mixing only enough to combine.
  • Add chocolate chips and fruit.
  • Spoon batter into prepared cups until each one is about 4/5 full.
  • There will be 12 muffins worth.
  • Bake for 16-18 minutes.
  • Sometimes these muffins don't brown on top, but they are still done.
  • Stick one with a fork; if it comes out with only crumbs (and no batter) on it, you're all good.
  • Remove muffins from pan and let cool.
  • They are delicious hot, but they will stick to the wrappers.
  • The choice is yours.
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