Community Pick
No-bake Fake Twinkies
photo by thatbobbiegirl
- Ready In:
- 48hrs
- Ingredients:
- 2
- Serves:
-
24
ingredients
- 2 lbs lard
- 1 cup sugar
directions
- Thoroughly cream lard and sugar.
- Use this mixture to fill a pastry bag.
- Set aside.
- Get a foam rubber seat cushion from your living room.
- Remove upholstery from seat cushion.
- Cut the foam rubber into rectangular shapes, approximately 1 1/2" by 1 1/2 " by 4".
- Fill your sink with hot soapy water, and wash the foam rubber pieces, rinsing carefully.
- Spread out on towel to dry thoroughly, turning after 1 day.
- When thoroughly dry, plunge a hot knitting needle through the narrow end, and quickly remove.
- Repeat for each piece of foam rubber.
- Fill the resulting tunnels using the pastry bag.
- Serve on doily lined plastic plate.
- Don't throw anything at ThatBobbieGirl ;-).
Questions & Replies
Got a question?
Share it with the community!
Reviews
see 18 more reviews
RECIPE SUBMITTED BY
thatbobbiegirl
United States
Professional Advice Dispenser. Amateur Human Being. Warning: Contains nuts. NOW with Patented Glow-In-The-Dark Personality!
While many of the recipes I shared here are not even close to low sodium, I myself definitely fit into that category nowadays. Most of these I just don't make anymore and the few I do are only with big changes/substitutions.
[Heart attacks? 0/10 would not recommend]