3-Step Biscuits or How to Break up With Your Girlfriend Biscuits

Recipe by Fauve
READY IN: 28mins




  • Stir together all ingredients (dough will be crumbly).
  • Turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface.
  • Knead 3 or 4 times.
  • Pat or roll dough to 1/2 inch thickness; cut with a 2 1/2 inch round cutter, and place on a lightly greased baking sheet.
  • Bake at 400°F for 18 to 20 minutes or until golden.
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  • NOTE: Keep in mind that the secret for making excellent biscuits is-- Try not to handle dough too much or too firmly-- The less manipulation (kneading, handling dough a lot with hands) the better the texture.
  • Now, About the bad reviews, please know this: In order for this to work, YOU MUST USE SELF RISING FLOUR. So go follow it "to a T" and if your girlfriend wants to break up with you over failed biscuits -- well, she is superficial and you'd be wise to break up with her before she breaks up with you! And always remember this: If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.