Best Turkey Ever!!! No Kidding
- Ready In:
- 1hr 50mins
- Ingredients:
- 8
- Serves:
-
4
ingredients
- 12 lbs whole turkey
- 1 bottle of your favorite whiskey
- 2 loaves white bread
- 1 loaf brown bread
- 1⁄2 cup margarine
- 1 medium onion
- 4 tablespoons sage
- 1 cup chicken broth
directions
- 1 Go buy a turkey
- 2 Take a drink of whisky
- 3 Put turkey in the oven
- 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
- 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
- 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
- 7 Turk the bastey
- 8 Whisky another bottle of get
- 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
- 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
- 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
- 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
- 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- 14 Turk the carvey
- 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
- 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- 17 Bless the dinner and pass out.
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