Best Turkey Ever!!! No Kidding

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Total Time
1hr 50mins
Prep
1 hr
Cook
50 mins

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Ingredients

Nutrition
  • 12 lbs whole turkey
  • 1 bottle of your favorite whiskey
  • 2 loaves white bread
  • 1 loaf brown bread
  • 12 cup margarine
  • 1 medium onion
  • 4 tablespoons sage
  • 1 cup chicken broth

Directions

  1. 1 Go buy a turkey
  2. 2 Take a drink of whisky
  3. 3 Put turkey in the oven
  4. 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
  5. 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
  7. 7 Turk the bastey
  8. 8 Whisky another bottle of get
  9. 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
  10. 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
  11. 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
  12. 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
  13. 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  14. 14 Turk the carvey
  15. 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
  16. 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
  17. 17 Bless the dinner and pass out.
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