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Make and share this Best Turkey Ever!!! No Kidding recipe from Food.com.
- 1 Go buy a turkey
- 2 Take a drink of whisky
- 3 Put turkey in the oven
- 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
- 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
- 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
- 7 Turk the bastey
- 8 Whisky another bottle of get
- 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
- 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
- 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
- 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
- 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- 14 Turk the carvey
- 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
- 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- 17 Bless the dinner and pass out.
Thanks, this made me laugh out loud!
Can;t wait to try this! Thanks for the laugh.