Best Turkey Ever!!! No Kidding

"you have to do it by the letter"
 
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Ready In:
1hr 50mins
Ingredients:
8
Serves:
4
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ingredients

  • 12 lbs whole turkey
  • 1 bottle of your favorite whiskey
  • 2 loaves white bread
  • 1 loaf brown bread
  • 12 cup margarine
  • 1 medium onion
  • 4 tablespoons sage
  • 1 cup chicken broth
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directions

  • 1 Go buy a turkey
  • 2 Take a drink of whisky
  • 3 Put turkey in the oven
  • 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
  • 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
  • 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
  • 7 Turk the bastey
  • 8 Whisky another bottle of get
  • 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
  • 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
  • 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
  • 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
  • 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  • 14 Turk the carvey
  • 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
  • 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
  • 17 Bless the dinner and pass out.

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Reviews

  1. Love this!
     
  2. Thanks, this made me laugh out loud!
     
  3. Can;t wait to try this! Thanks for the laugh.
     
  4. I made this last year for dinner...I heard it was quite good. My sister says she wants to come over this year and help me cook...go figure!
     
  5. Um, when do I add the sage? LMAO this is hysterical!
     
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