Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

DIRECTIONS

• Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
• Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,.
• pour o ne level cup and drink.
• Turn on the electric mixer.
• Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• Add one peastoon of sugar
• Beat again.
• At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
• Turn off the mixerer thingy.
• Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
• Mix on the turner .
• If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a d rewscriver.
• Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
• Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
• Who geeves a sheet.
• Check the Jose Cuervo.
• Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
• Whatever you can find.
• Greash the oven.
• Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
• Don't forget to beat off the turner.
• Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
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