How to Preserve a Husband

Recipe by Chef GreanEyes
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READY IN: 17520hrs
SERVES: 1
YIELD: 1 serving
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
  • 12
    cup cream
  • 1
    peach
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DIRECTIONS

  • be careful in your selection. don't choose too young. when selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
  • some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water. this may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
  • wrap them in a mantle of charity. keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream.
  • Thus prepared, they will keep for years.
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