Alaskan Whale Stew

Recipe by MathMom.calif
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READY IN: 336hrs 30mins
SERVES: 5000
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
  • whale meat, cut into bite-size pieces (from 1 medium-sized whale)
  • 5
    tons alaskan potatoes
  • 17
    gross ostrich eggs
  • 6
    (55 gallon) drums chili peppers
  • 1
    ton salt (add to taste)
  • 2
    truckloads carrots
  • 1
    snowshoe rabbit
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DIRECTIONS

  • Mix ingredients (except eggs) in an Olympic size pool filled with non-chlorinated water.
  • Heat to boiling.
  • Simmer 2 to 3 weeks, or until tender.
  • If it appears that the stew may not serve the entire group, add snowshoe rabbit. This requires caution, however, as some people dislike hare in their food.
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