Turkey Poop

photo by AuntWoofieWoof

- Ready In:
- 46mins
- Ingredients:
- 2
- Serves:
-
1
ingredients
- 1 ziploc bag (or baggie)
- 10 10 chocolate-covered peanuts or 10 chocolate-covered raisins (or whatever you would like to use)
directions
- You may also need a stapler (if necessary).
- This poem printed on paper: You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, With your family and your friends(period) You didn't tell me I was the main dish, for me it was "THE END" (exclamation mark) You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped (exclamation mark) So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
- Place the 10 malted milk balls (or whatever you are using) in the sandwich bag.
- Place the printed poem inside the sandwich hag so that it is in front of the malted milk balls (or whatever you use).
- Staple if necessary.
- Place at each table setting at dinner on Thanksgiving or Christmas day!
- Now watch the smiles on peoples faces and hear the laughter as well as ughs!
- Have a Happy Thanksgiving or Merry Christmas!
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RECIPE SUBMITTED BY
AuntWoofieWoof
The Great Northwest, Wa
I just love to cook. I love to experiment with different recipes and love to get new ones. I love to share my recipes and love to have others taste things I make. I baked a lot while I was living at home...in high school.
I have babysat for over 33 years for different people I have cooked meals for them when it was needed. At one time, I babysat 2 children in my apartment and cooked dinner for them, their mom and their grandmother. I loved it. I took care of them for a couple of years.
The name AuntWoofieWoof has a very special meaning. I babysat for a family with 3 children in their home several years ago. One day the youngest boy came up to me and said "Aunt Woofie Woof......." and proceeded to say what he had to say. He called me that name for 2 days. When I asked him where he got the name from, his reply was "It was on a Dr Suess tape my momma got me at the Library". :lol: I thought it was so cute that I decided to use it on the internet. I babysat for that family for 8 years!!
That little boy is now in middle school. I still see him and his family every now and then. His mom and I keep in touch over the phone. I usually spend Thanksgiving Day with them. It is fun watching the kids grow into fine young adults. The oldest daughter, is in her early 20's, is working and has her own place. She is a beautiful young lady.
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