Turkey Poop

Recipe by AuntWoofieWoof
READY IN: 46mins
SERVES: 1
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
  • 1
    ziploc bag (or baggie)
  • 10
    10 chocolate-covered peanuts or 10 chocolate-covered raisins (or whatever you would like to use)
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DIRECTIONS

  • You may also need a stapler (if necessary).
  • This poem printed on paper: You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, With your family and your friends(period) You didn't tell me I was the main dish, for me it was "THE END" (exclamation mark) You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped (exclamation mark) So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
  • Place the 10 malted milk balls (or whatever you are using) in the sandwich bag.
  • Place the printed poem inside the sandwich hag so that it is in front of the malted milk balls (or whatever you use).
  • Staple if necessary.
  • Place at each table setting at dinner on Thanksgiving or Christmas day!
  • Now watch the smiles on peoples faces and hear the laughter as well as ughs!
  • Have a Happy Thanksgiving or Merry Christmas!
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