Total Time
Prep 1 min
Cook 1 min

A sandwich that is theoretically free (there is tution to pay) if you have a meal plan or a friend with a meal plan who is talented at stealing loaves of bread and bagels from the cafeteria and dormmates who leave their doors open. Active work time does not include obtaining ingredients.

Ingredients Nutrition

  • 2 slices bread (available from your cafeteria. Best smuggled out in your bookbag)
  • 2 slices American cheese (available from your cafeteria. Remove all mold. Choose slice best uniform in colour)
  • 1 tablespoon peanut butter (from your roommate or dormmate)
  • 2 tablespoons cereal (available from the cafe or your roommate. Choose on your sweet preference, the kinds with marshmallo)
  • 1 tablespoon chocolate chips (available from the dormmate who keeps getting packages from her family) or 1 tablespoon chocolate (available from the dormmate who keeps getting packages from her family)


  1. After obtaining all ingredients incident free:.
  2. Set one slice of cheese on bread.
  3. Smear peanut butter on cheese.
  4. Sprinkle over cereal peanut butter.
  5. Sprinkle chocolate over cereal.
  6. Top with the remaining slice of cheese.
  7. Top with remaining slice of bread.
  8. Microwave for about 30 seconds on a microwave safe device.


Most Helpful

Have not tried this as I am way past college age. but this did make me smile

Shawn C March 29, 2012

I did not make this but appreciated the SMILE you gave me when I read it! Sounds good though except for the mold part.

ChiefCook&BottleWasher February 01, 2008

*microwave safe device* hahahaha that was great!! paper towels have served my friends and me well for this purpose ;) though we can hardly sneak food out of the cafeteria, they usually catch you stealing it and are asked to put it back lol

K's October 22, 2006

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