Ye'll be feelin' Peachy Keen after 'tis drink. Make a virgin version usin' a drop or a pair 'o rum extract 'n peach juice from th' canned peaches to equal 1/4 cup. Thank ye fer enjoyin' me feel jolly drink. Oh you ask why Hornswaggle because the canned peaches make it easy. Hornswaggle=cheat Also the blender makes it a cheating way so you don't have to muddle the goods. Woe ye all had as much a ruckas as I did wit' 'tis Contest? Raiders 'o th' Lost Pantry Cookin' Contest If ye didnt maybe ye need a drink? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!