The Season’s Hottest Gift is a Magnum of Hidden Valley Ranch
Plus, Christmas tree toppers, inflatable decorations, ugly sweaters and more.
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Let’s face it, we’re all suckers for a white Christmas. And this year, the holiday may not be like the ones you used to know—but it sure will be sticky.
Hidden Valley Ranch, makers of the original, white salad dressing that has established an entire food category, is celebrating the holiday season with an entire magnum bottle of the stuff. Move over, fancy French wine, 1.75 milliliters of ranch dressing is coming in hot.
The bottle, which will be available online beginning December 3rd, comes in a specially-designed box worthy of the finest magnums. It’s super limited edition, and is guaranteed to induce health problems when consumed in one sitting.
The gimmick is part of the brand’s new line of holiday goods. While last year, the dressing maker hawked ranch fountains, socks and kegs, this year’s offerings are much more varied indeed.
With inflatable yard decorations, new sweater designs, Christmas tree toppers, metal hip flasks, PopSockets, wrapping paper kits, ornaments, earrings, fanny packs and more, the ranch dressing lover in your life is bound to freak out when they see the full offerings, which retail from $11 to $150 at the Hidden Valley Ranch online shop.
Here are some of our favorites:
