Chipotle Gifted Cardi B with a Lifetime Supply of Chips & Guac

That’s a whole lotta’ dinero.

By Ethan L. Johns
July 23, 2018

Image: Prince Williams/WireImage

When Jennifer Lopez sang “I just want the green” on her hot track “Dinero,” she probably didn’t anticipate that rap princesa Cardi B would serve her up some green in the form of mashed-up avocados.

And Cardi B probably didn’t anticipate that Chipotle would be paying such close attention, or that it would eventually send her a lifetime supply of chips and guacamole vouchers for her creamy rhymes.

Burrito lovers were green with envy earlier this month, when Cardi B took to the ‘gram to share a shot of one pretty epic gift case with her followers.

get the app.

Watch on your iPhone, iPad, Apple TV, Android, Roku, or Fire TV.

Learn More

Yup, that’s exactly what you think it is: a briefcase filled with stacks on stacks on stacks of vouchers for free chips and guacamole at Chipotle. The stacks of cards—which appear to be about four decks wide, five decks long and three decks deep—are, according to Genius Kitchen’s conservative and potentially completely wrong estimations, worth at least $12,000 (that is if you extrapolate from the Instagram image and assume that each stack contains 52 cards). An order of chips and guac in Manhattan costs $3.95 before tax.

While we would completely understand if she decided to keep the spoils to herself (the pregnancy cravings may be gone now, but guac cravings never die), we sincerely hope that she chooses to spread the love around to her dip-loving fans.

After all, with guac power comes guac responsibility.

Still hungry? Follow Genius Kitchen on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for even more fresh food news, served daily. Use #GeniusKitchen to let us know what you're sharing!

About Ethan L. Johns

Ethan is the Food News Writer at Genius Kitchen. An expert on the Parisian bistrot, he likes bitters and salted butters, and is no fan of dessert unless it's made with fruit. His hobbies include reading up on the history of borscht and attempting to roll perfect couscous by hand. Twits & Instagram @EthanLJohns