Swamp and Gator Food

Recipe by Gatorbek
READY IN: 20mins
SERVES: 36
YIELD: 6 dozen
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
  • 14
    cup baking cocoa (MUD)
  • 12
    cup milk, with
  • green food coloring (SWAMP WATER)
  • 2
    cups sugar (CRUSHED BONES)
  • 12
    cup butter (FAT)
  • 2
    cups rolled oats (EVERGLADES GRASS)
  • 12
    cup peanut butter (SQUASHED MOSQUITOES)
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DIRECTIONS

  • Heat the mud, swamp water, crushed bones, fat, grass and squashed mosquitoes in a saucepan.
  • Boil for three minutes, stirring constantly.
  • Remove from heat and drop by spoonfuls onto waxed paper.
  • Let cool until firm.
  • Eat while watching the Gators play football on T.V.
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