Lox Eggs Benedict for Manbeasts

Recipe by Pot Scrubber
READY IN: 30mins
SERVES: 2-4
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
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DIRECTIONS

  • Toast bagels. Make more noise than necessary so your manbeast knows you are totally irritated.
  • Spread cream cheese on the four bagel halves.
  • Layer on top of cream cheese the lox slices.
  • Place one poached egg on top of lox slices.
  • Pour Hollandaise sauce (I use this simple recipe Recipe #156420) over all.
  • Garnish with fresh chopped dill.
  • Smugly serve with attitude and tell manbeast to shut up.
  • Note: Of course this is much higher in fat than the nutritional analysis indicates because of the butter in the hollandaise sauce.
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