How to Roast a Rabbit

Recipe by Chocolatl
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READY IN: 1hr
SERVES: 4-6
UNITS: US

INGREDIENTS

Nutrition
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DIRECTIONS

  • Begin by catching the rabbit. (You knew that was coming, didn't you?).
  • Dress if not already dressed (the rabbit).
  • If you're not dressed either, do so.
  • Dig little Petunia out of the flour bin.
  • Heat oven and warm up the roasting pan.
  • Cut up the rabbit.
  • Go change the baby's diaper.
  • Answer the phone.
  • Sift the flour and roll the rabbit pieces in it.
  • Wash flour out of Petunia's hair.
  • Grease the roasting pan and pick all the toys up off the kitchen floor.
  • Go look for Tommy. He was on the front porch the last time you saw him.
  • Call Joe Henderson about those seeds.
  • Return to kitchen.
  • Mop flour off floor where Petunia put rabbit.
  • Clean off rabbit.
  • Mop flour off Petunia.
  • Turn off the oven--it's too hot now.
  • The butter has congealed. Melt it again.
  • Let Tommy in the back door with the fresh eggs.
  • Use the broken one in the recipe.
  • Answer phone.
  • Change baby's diaper.
  • Take Tommy's broken egg and beat it.
  • Beat it back to the kitchen.
  • Beat the other egg.
  • Sit down and collect your wits--no, collect the children.
  • Beat the two eggs together.
  • Take the kids and beat it!
  • Take the rabbit and beat it to the creek.
  • Cut up rabbit for bait and go fishing.
  • Fish may be fried the same way.
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