Aggression Cookies

READY IN: 27mins
YIELD: 4 dozen




  • Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
  • With thick Chinese meat cleaver, hack to pieces: chocolate bars and macadamia nuts.
  • In a large bowl, thrash butter and sugars until uniform.
  • Beat in eggs and vanilla.
  • Add flour and baking soda; whip until smooth.
  • Toss in chocolate chunks and nuts.
  • To avoid the "chocolate chip cookie manhole cover" look, refrigerate the cookie dough for a couple of hours before baking.
  • Throw batter by tablespoons full onto an ungreased baking sheet—aim so that the cookies land 2 inches apart.
  • Bake until golden, about 10-12 minutes.
  • Using a spatula, pry the cookies loose from the baking sheet, and allow them to vent on wire racks.
  • NOTE. You may substitute chocolate and white chocolate chips for the bars if you are not feeling particularly angst-ridden.