Denny's Announces 'Star Wars' Menu for New Han Solo Spinoff

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After a long night of smuggling rathtars across the galaxy, the most satisfying thing an outlaw can do is eat a big ol’ plate of grub. We’re not talking glasses of blue or green milk; we’re talking big plates.

So Denny’s has partnered up with Lucasfilm to create a special menu in advance of the release of Solo: A Star Wars Story—one that is filling enough to feed any scoundrels, rebel scum or stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders that might walk through the door.

From today, famished moisture farmers can stop by their local Denny’s or order food online—24 hours a day, seven days a week—and pick up a selection of Star Wars-inspired dishes. Early morning? Two eggs rise like moons on a plate with the “Two Moon Skillet,” containing ham, spinach, mushrooms and hash browns. The “Co-Reactor Pancake Breakfast” come with strawberries and freshly mined candy rocks, which come with citrus sauce that makes them pop.

After breakfast, there’s the “Blaster Fire Burger,” which is topped with chipotle gouda cheese and bacon, with a stab-you-in-the-back slathering of ghost pepper sauce. To keep you hydrated at mealtime, there are also special collector cups, which come with lids in the shape of the Millennium Falcon. Don’t drink ‘em down in any less that 12 parsecs.