Candy Corn Pizza Surfaces on the Internet

The seasonal dish that literally nobody asked for.

By Ethan L. Johns
September 26, 2017

Image: Getty

In today’s “NOPE” news, one Twitter user has crafted a pizza that is sure to make your stomach turn by topping it with a polarizing seasonal treat: candy corn.

The user (who dresses up as a giant wolf and belongs to an internet/convention subculture known as “furry fandom”—if you don’t know what it is, look it up, it just blew my mind) took a Digiorno frozen pizza, topped it with everyone’s favorite (or not) Halloween candy, and then threw it in the oven. He captioned the photo, “Tis the season my dudes”.

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‘Tis the season indeed. Some users, clearly triggered by the atrociousness of the culinary creation, reacted with disgust. Others responded by implying that candy corn was definitely still better than pineapple pizza, like @KyleThePale did with a Drake meme.

Our friend the wolf even got a message from Digiorno itself, which responded to his initial tweet with an ice-cold, “Tis the no”. When the candy corn chef offered to give the recipe away for free, Digiorno once again responded in the negative with a laughing-so-hard-I’m-crying emoji, “Pass”.

We think we’ll take a pass as well, thanks.

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About Ethan L. Johns

Ethan is the Food News Writer at Genius Kitchen. An expert on the Parisian bistrot, he likes bitters and salted butters, and is no fan of dessert unless it's made with fruit. His hobbies include reading up on the history of borscht and attempting to roll perfect couscous by hand. Twits & Instagram @EthanLJohns