The Official Recipezaar Withdrawal Patch

Explanation of recipe title and directions: Once upon a time, this site was called Recipezaar. It was a mystical, magical place, with addictive forums. The idea for this recipe was born in those forums. Melly Mel asked if there was a withdrawal patch for Recipezaar when she was going to be away for a while. I rushed in to provide this home remedy - but remember, this is not for long term use. You must return to Recipezaar as soon as your circumstances permit!

• Ready In: 5 mins
• Yields: 10 patches

Ingredients

• 1  ounce  of the most expensive chocolate, you can find
• 4  ounces real butter
• 1⁄2 medium onion
• 3  garlic cloves
• 1  dash  Angostura bitters
•  extra virgin olive oil

Directions

1. Combine all in food processor.
2. Process this, adding only enough extra virgin olive oil to make a thick paste.
3. Spread on a guaze pad, and place it on your upper arm.
4. Secure with first aid tape.
5. Refrigerate unused portion until needed.
6. Make a new patch twice a day.
7. Place the new patch in a different location to avoid localized irritation.
8. Return to Zaar as soon as possible.