Sandwich Spread

This is one of the Spamherd's favourite sandwich fillings. He eats it when the Spanimals that he herds are having their midday siesta. (The Spanimals - distant relatives of the North American Lesser Spotted Haggis - are of Spanish descent and siestas are a tradition where they come from.)

• Ready In: 22 mins
• Serves: 6-8

Ingredients

• 12  ounces  Spam or 12  ounces  turkey spam, cubed
• 2  hard-boiled eggs, minced
• 1  dill pickle, minced
• 1⁄4 onion, minced
• 1⁄4 green pepper, minced
• 2  stalks celery, minced
• 1  tablespoon  sweet pickle relish
• 1  tablespoon  hot dog  relish or 1  tablespoon chili sauce
• 1  dash garlic powder
• 1  dash dill weed
•  mayonnaise, to mix

Directions

1. Grind the Spam in food processor or meat grinder.
2. Add rest of ingredients except mayonnaise and mix.
3. Stir in enough mayonnaise for spreading consistency.
4. Store covered and refrigerated.