My Favorite Turkey Recipe

Once you try this recipe, I would be willing to bet that you never go back to your old ways of preparing a turkey again! Enjoy!

• Ready In: 4 hrs 2 mins
• Serves: 8

Ingredients

• 20  lbs turkey
• 750  ml wine (your choice, I like Chardonnay)

Directions

1. Buy a turkey.
2. Have a glass of wine.
3. Stuff the turkey.
4. Have a glass of wine.
5. Share a 3/4 cup of wine with the turkey.
6. Put turkey into the oven.
7. Have a few more glasses of wine.
8. Turk the bastey.
9. Wine of glass the another get.
10. Ponder the meat thermometer.
11. Glass yourself another pour of wine.
12. Bake the wine for 4 hours.
13. Take the oven out of the turkey.
14. Floor the turkey up off the pick.
15. Turk the carvey.
16. Get yourself another wottle of bine.
17. Tet the sable & pour yourself another glass of turkey.
18. Say grace, throw up & pass out.
19. Enjoy!