Marshmallow Surprise!!

A 50's staple if you lived in a quonset hut or fallout shelter and the nearest grocery store was 25 miles away. The ever beatifully outfitted and coiffed housewife would surely have these ingredients on hand! A piquant afterburn the likes of which cannot so much be described as experienced. A real treat for all risk-taking gourmands. You'll be belchin' Dixie!

• Ready In: 5 mins
• Serves: 6-8
• Yields: 2 cups

Ingredients

• 1  cup Miracle Whip (NO substitutions)
• 1  cup marshmallow cream ("Jet Puff")
• 1  teaspoon powdered ginger (NOT fresh)
• 2  teaspoons  fresh orange zest

Directions

1. In serving bowl mix all ingredients together well. If fluff doesn't blend well, nuke a few seconds or set outside your fallout shelter overnight, loosely covered.
2. Refrigerate for at least an hour.
3. Use as a fruit dip-bananas, apples, cantaloupe; or for mortar.
4. *Be sure to use non-irradiated oranges for the zest.