Immoral Mushrooms

Fried into submission and eaten as a side or steak topping.

• Ready In: 15 mins
• Serves: 3-4

Ingredients

• 1  lb button mushrooms or 1  lb cremini mushroom, washed, stems removed, and sliced
• 1  tablespoon margarine
• 1⁄2 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1⁄2 teaspoon onion powder
•  salt and pepper

Directions

1. Heat margarine over medium-high heat.
2. When melted, add mushrooms, trying to maintain as much of a single layer as possible. (They'll shrink, so you'll have more room to spread them out later.) DO NOT STIR.
3. Sprinkle with all the seasonings and let cook for a couple of minutes before you stir. This enables a nice dark color through a sort of caramelization with minimal "sweating" of the mushrooms.
4. Continue cooking, stirring/flipping occasionally, until both sides are deep brown. You may need to lower the heat *slightly*. Eat, then go watch the Sopranos.