Hot Fried Non-Nudist Peanuts
- Reviews 5
Ready In: 17 mins
Serves: 4-8
Ingredients
- 1⁄2 lb non-nudist peanuts (you know, the kind with their clothes still on!)
- sea salt, finely ground,to taste
- cayenne pepper, ground,to taste
- 1 cinnamon stick, optional
- 6 whole cloves (optional)
- oil (for deep frying, NOT peanut oil – they don’t like being cooked in their own kind!)
Directions
- Take off the peanuts clothes do this after the kids have gone to bed so that they are not aware of any indecent behaviour in your house.
- Throw their clothes in the trash they wont ever be needing them again.
- Deep-fry the now-naked nuts, for only a minute or two, in a wire basket in oil thats as hot as a Chinese fire-cracker on the 4th of July.
- Drain the now-not-so-naked but badly-sunburned nuts for just a few seconds in the wire basket dont be a woos and use anything absorbent for this purpose.
- While they are still very warm and oily, sprinkle them with sea salt and cayenne pepper, and shake them up so that they all get coated.
- Store them in sterile or very clean glass jars with tight-fitting lids.
- Optional pop a stick of cinnamon or a few whole cloves in each jar.
- Optional fool your family and/or guests by putting them in an empty Planters (or other brand) peanuts jar that is labelled Honey-roasted and then watch their faces as they munch on something that tastes nothing like what they expected!
- Serve with cocktails or ice-cold beer.
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