Ham Sandwich of Infinite Darkness
Ready In: 5 mins
Serves: 1
Yields: 1 Sandwich
Ingredients
- 2 slices pumpernickel bread
- 8 ounces black forest ham
- 4 teaspoons stone ground mustard
- 4 teaspoons mayonnaise (I prefer to dye red)
- 4 leaves red cabbage
- 2 slices smoked gouda cheese
Directions
- Summon up the hate and anger bottled up inside you, and have your girlfriend do the following steps.
- Put the mustard on one Slice of bread. The mayonnaise on the other.
- Fill up the space between the two Slices with the other ingredients one at a time in what ever order you choose. Remember name each ingredient out-loud in a deep and malevolent voice as you add it.
- Let loose a howl of Sandwich Domination!
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