Five Pounds of Possum in Your Headlight Tonight

There's a song about a meal, I love this version of the song I found on youtube.com - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVvL4-srt6U which would do just fine in your crockpot. Easy and economical and sure to please all the hillbillies in your family as much as it pleases the hillbillies in our family. Give it a try. If your favorite roadkill is not available you can substitute a nice pork roast.

• Ready In: 11 hrs 30 mins
• Serves: 8-10
• Yields: 1 possum stew

Ingredients

• 5  lbs  possum, removed from your high beams, skinned and dressed or 5  lbs  pork roast, browned on all sides
• 1  onion, sliced
• 1  fennel bulb, sliced
• 2  garlic cloves, quartered and stuffed into possum
• 5  lbs potatoes, fingerlings
• 4  carrots, chunked
• 4  celery ribs, chunked
•  salt and pepper
• 1  bouquet garni
• 1 1⁄4 ounces  onion soup mix
• 3  cups water

Directions

1. Place all ingredients into the crockpot and set on high for 5 hours and then on low for 5 more hours.
2. Serve with biscuits or corn bread. Mmmmmm.