Elephant Stew For A Crowd

From Gary and Hughie in "Island Cookery"

• Ready In: 3 hrs 20 mins
• Serves: 3800

Ingredients

• 1  elephant
• 2  rabbits (optional)
•  salt and pepper

Directions

1. Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. This should take about 2 months.
3. Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. Cook over hot fire for 3 weeks.
5. This will serve 3800 people.
6. If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.