Big Willy's Suicide Burger

The inspiration for this monstrosity came from a meme titled "the real dangers of marijuana" There is really no need for measurements, but I put them in anyway, hey, it's your funeral ;-) *"Chef's" note: Do not add vegetables, there is already Ketchup on it, sissy !!!!! lol!

• Ready In: 20 mins
• Serves: 1

Ingredients

• 1⁄2 English muffin, the top half
• 1⁄2  hamburger bun, bottom half
• 2  slices bacon
• 1⁄4-1⁄3 lb ground beef
• 1⁄4 cup mozzarella cheese, shredded
• 4 -8  slices  pepperoni, Hormel brand mini pepperoni
• 8  French fries, store bought, baked
• 1  teaspoon ketchup
• 1  teaspoon mayonnaise
• 1⁄2 teaspoon oregano
• 1⁄4 teaspoon olive oil
• 1⁄4 teaspoon yellow mustard
•  salt and pepper

Directions

1. cook the bacon to desired doneness, not too crispy, set aside. Cook fries according to package direction in oven, set aside.
2. Form the ground beef into a burger, Salt and pepper the burger and cook to desired doneness, medium well. After flipping the burger, top with 1/3 of the shredded mozzarella cheese and cover with lid until slightly melted. When finished top with bacon.
3. Toast the top half of an English muffin and the bottom half of a hamburger bun on a hot griddle for 30 seconds. When finished brush, the English muffin with olive oil and top with 3/4 shredded mozzarella cheese, mini pepperoni and sprinkle the oregano over the top, on the bottom hamburger bun, spread with the mayo and mustard.
4. The build:
5. Place the french fries on the already mayo and mustard infused bottom hamburger bun.
6. add the cooked french fries and add the ketchup over the top.
7. Place the bacon cheeseburger on top of the fries, top sandwich with the English muffin pizza.
8. place under hot broiler until cheese melts on the pizza.
9. When ready to gorf, simply flip the the English muffin over and --
10. bon appetite -- lol!