Best Turkey Ever!!! No Kidding

you have to do it by the letter

• Ready In: 1 hr 50 mins
• Serves: 4

Ingredients

• 12  lbs  whole turkey
• 1  bottle  of your favorite  whiskey
• 2  loaves  white bread
• 1  loaf  brown bread
• 1⁄2 cup margarine
• 1  medium onion
• 4  tablespoons sage
• 1  cup chicken broth

Directions

1. 1 Go buy a turkey
2. 2 Take a drink of whisky
3. 3 Put turkey in the oven
4. 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. 7 Turk the bastey
8. 8 Whisky another bottle of get
9. 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
10. 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
13. 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. 14 Turk the carvey
15. 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. 17 Bless the dinner and pass out.