Impossible, you say. Low-fat cookies that don't taste like poop? (Low-sugar if you use Splenda, but I'm a naturalist. Still, the sugar is reduced quite a bit!) They're soft and chewy on the inside, but surprisingly crispy on the outside. You'll love the hint of banana flavor.
Oh, and the title? At Panera Bread, they have muffies, which apparently is what you get when you cut the top off of the muffin. I think these cookies look and taste more like muffies.