We all know the benefits of cranberry juice, right? How it keeps the nasty little bacteria from sticking to your insides? Sounded great to me, but it turns out that some of the cranberry juice blends don't contain enough cranberry juice to do any good, so I started buying 100% cranberry juice. 100% cranberry juice is vile, but nothing a little liquor can't fix. And it's good for you, too! Well, maybe not for your kidneys but when was the last time they did something nice for you?