Yogi Yogurtfinger's Grilled Meat Torpedoes

"A culinary creation inspired by Boo-Boo Bear and James Bond when they were on assignment together in Turkey."
 
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Ready In:
6hrs 8mins
Ingredients:
19
Serves:
6
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ingredients

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directions

  • ---To make Yogi Yogurtfinger’s Special Sauce---.
  • Line a large sieve with cheesecloth (muslin), place it over a bowl and spoon the yogurt into the sieve.
  • Refrigerate for 4-6 hours to drain off the excess water.
  • You should have 12-16 fluid ounces drained yogurt.
  • Add the garlic, olive oil and vinegar or lemon juice to the drained yogurt.
  • Stir well and fold in the mint.
  • Season to taste with salt and pepper.
  • Cover and refrigerate until needed.
  • Fire up your charcoal grill or preheat the oven broiler.
  • ---To make the onion salad---.
  • Cut onions in half and slice them thinly.
  • Place the onion slices in a large sieve or colander, add the salt and toss well.
  • Let stand for 15 minutes.
  • Rinse the onion slices with cool water and pat dry with paper towels.
  • Place in a bowl and add the parsley and lemon pepper, if using.
  • Toss well and set aside.
  • ---To make the meatballs---.
  • In a bowl, combine the lamb or beef, grated onions, garlic, eggs, thyme, pepper, and ½ teaspoon salt.
  • Mix with your hands until the mixture holds together well.
  • Form into 12 ovals about 3 inches long and 1½ inches wide and thread them onto metal skewers.
  • Brush the meat torpedoes with olive oil and sprinkle with salt.
  • Place the skewers on an oiled grill rack or a broiler pan and grill or broil, turning to brown on all sides, until cooked through, about 8 minutes.
  • ---Putting It All Together---.
  • Remove the skewers from the grill or broiler and slip the meatballs off the skewers.
  • Cut the pita breads into halves and tuck a meat torpedo into the each half.
  • Serve at once.
  • Offer Yogi Yogurtfinger’s Special Sauce and onion salad at the table for guests to add to taste.

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