Recipe by Darlene Summers

These cookies are called Whammers for a reason. You make them while you are MAD--you will feel better and they are delicious.

Ingredients Nutrition


  1. Make these cookies while you are MAD!
  2. DUMP brown sugar, oleo and peanut butter in a huge bowl.
  3. THROW in oatmeal.
  4. SLING in flour and baking soda.
  5. SPLASH in vanilla.
  6. DROP in eggs and nuts.
  7. Start kneading and mixing with both hands, POUNDING and BEATING with FISTS to let out your aggressions.
  8. Think of what and WHO you are mad at and REALLY LET THEM HAVE IT!
  9. Make balls the size of walnuts.
  10. SLAM the balls into some sugar and cinnamon (optional).
  11. THROW them on a greased cookie sheet.
  12. Give each a WHAM with your FIST to FLATTEN them.
  13. Bake at 350° for 10 to 12 minutes.

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