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    Vodka Fruitcake

    Total Time:

    Prep Time:

    Cook Time:

    1 hrs

    20 mins

    40 mins

    luvmybge's Note:

    I found this on the web while searching for some recipes. It gave me a chuckle. :)

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    Ingredients:

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    Directions:

    1. 1
      First, sample the vodka to check for freshness.
    2. 2
      Take a large bowl.
    3. 3
      Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
    4. 4
      Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
    5. 5
      Repeat.
    6. 6
      Repeat again.
    7. 7
      Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    8. 8
      Add water, eggs, and 1-tsp.
    9. 9
      sugar and beat again.
    10. 10
      Make shurr the vodca is still OK.
    11. 11
      Cry another tup.
    12. 12
      Turn off mixers.
    13. 13
      Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something.
    14. 14
      Mix on the turner.
    15. 15
      If the fried druit!
    16. 16
      g!
    17. 17
      ets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    18. 18
      Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.
    19. 19
      Next, sniff two cups of salt.
    20. 20
      Or something.
    21. 21
      Who cares?.
    22. 22
      Check the vodka.
    23. 23
      Now stiff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    24. 24
      Add one table.
    25. 25
      Spoon.
    26. 26
      Of suger or something-- Whatever.
    27. 27
      Grease the oven.
    28. 28
      Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.
    29. 29
      Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    30. 30
      Whip the bowl out the window.
    31. 31
      Check the vidka again.
    32. 32
      Go to bed.
    33. 33
      Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway.

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    Ratings & Reviews:

    • on December 14, 2005

      55

      I love this *hic* fruitcake. . . the hard part is the hangover the next morning. *why is my tongue furry?*

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    • on December 26, 2012

      55

      Thish ish my fav'rite cruitfake. :D

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    • on December 15, 2012

      Yes!!!!

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    Nutritional Facts for Vodka Fruitcake

    Serving Size: 1 (318 g)

    Servings Per Recipe: 16

    Amount Per Serving
    % Daily Value
    Calories 752.1
     
    Calories from Fat 52
    91%
    Total Fat 5.7 g
    8%
    Saturated Fat 0.9 g
    4%
    Cholesterol 52.8 mg
    17%
    Sodium 311.5 mg
    12%
    Total Carbohydrate 45.7 g
    15%
    Dietary Fiber 2.8 g
    11%
    Sugars 26.3 g
    105%
    Protein 3.7 g
    7%

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