The Worst English Muffin Pizza - "the Saddest Pizza for One

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Recipe by Jennibear

So why are you even looking at this recipe?! It's the worst! My husband and I were talking about how even bad pizza just isn't that bad. He remembered his mom making the box of Chef Boyardee pizza and it being pretty bad. I said I could top that... my mom would make pizza with english muffins and ketchup. Both of our kids were screaming out of fear that I would actually make these pizzas for them. We decided to call it "the Saddest Pizza for One". I had a great time making these for myself when I was four years old. And when you are so desperate for pizza - this is an option. Just thought I'd share our great memories with you!

Top Review by LadyAngel1124

I can beat this recipe on the "sad" factor. At least your mom used English muffins...mine used to make it with the lonely, dried-out end pieces of a loaf of white bread. Ketchup and cheese were the same, though. Even now, I shudder at the memories. LOL


  1. Preheat your toaster oven to 350 degrees (or your Easy Bake Oven to full light-bulb strength). Take an english muffin half and slather with ketchup. Top with a square processed cheese slice (plastic wrap removed). Bake for a few minutes -- keep an eye on it - it burns easily! Nothing uglier than a black bubbly pizza! Enjoy!

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