The Official Recipezaar Withdrawal Patch

Total Time
5mins
Prep 5 mins
Cook 0 mins

Melly Mel asked if there was a withdrawal patch for Recipezaar when she was going to be away for a while. I rushed in to provide this home remedy - but remember, this is not for long term use. You must return to Recipezaar as soon as your circumstances permit!

Ingredients Nutrition

Directions

  1. Combine all in food processor.
  2. Process this, adding only enough extra virgin olive oil to make a thick paste.
  3. Spread on a guaze pad, and place it on your upper arm.
  4. Secure with first aid tape.
  5. Refrigerate unused portion until needed.
  6. Make a new patch twice a day.
  7. Place the new patch in a different location to avoid localized irritation.
  8. Return to Zaar as soon as possible.
Most Helpful

5 5

i did not have chocolate so i substituted white chocolate, no butter either so i subbed peanut butter.....out of garlic and onions so i used shallots.wine was on hand, so in it went! i did have the olive oil and it worked quite well...... problem is i just did not get the same results as you posted..... did i do something wrong??????????? should i give this 1 star because it did not work or 5 stars for a great joke????????? what to do!?!? (hopefully, no actual humans were hurt in the posting of this review!).

5 5

Worth five stars with the following adjustments: Use one jar of Nutella instead of chocolate, make sure you use unsalted butter, use shallots instead of onion, up the garlic to 3 bulbs, add the bitters to the evoo and finally do not apply the patch to the upper arm; it works much better when applied to the left cheek and I don't mean the one you apply blush to.

5 5

I have tried this, It is a good idea, BUT, IT DOESN"T WORK.