Spaghetti That Will Make You Cry

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Total Time
2hrs 20mins
20 mins
2 hrs

I found this recipe years ago on a website: It still makes me laugh every time I read it. I love cooks who have a sense of humor! They start by saying: Someone once told us: "this is the greatest.... sob.... f***ing.... sob.... spaghetti.... sob.... I ever had in... sob... my f***ing life. I love you guys. I love everybody."

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  1. Heat up the oil in a big pot. Add garlic, fry for a minute, then add beef and half of the onions. After a few minutes, push to one side and in the empty space saute peppers, onions, celery. When the beef is gray, add mushrooms and tomatoes and stir everything together. No need to drain the fat. Add the remaining ingredients then simmer for two hours, stirring occasionally, adding more beer or wine at your discretion. Serve with grated cheese, booze and spaghetti cooked al dente.
  2. Serves 1 person 10 times, 2 people 5 times, 3 people 3.333 times, 4 people 2.5 times, 5 people 2 times, 6 people 1.667 times, 7 people 1.428571 times, 8 people 1.25 times, 9 people almost 1 time, and 10 people just once.