Note: before starting, taste the rum to ensure quality; have at least 2 cups to make sure.
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Locate mixing bowls and utensils; gather ingredients.
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Note: rum may be affected by temperature variances in the room; taste it again to see if it is ok; to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one cup of rum, and drink it quickly before it has a chance to warm in your hands.
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With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl; add 1 tsp thugar and fluff again.
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Check the rum; have another cup to make sure it is ok; open another quart if necessary.
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Crack 2 large legs into the mixing bowl, add all the fried fruit loops in the house, and beat until it is high.
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If you are not high, check the rum again.
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If the druit loops get stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver or whack the beaters on the counter repeatedly, but not on your spouses head.
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Sample the rum again, test for toscticity and alkyhole level.
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Next sift 3 cups of baby powder with 1 tsp orange soda and sample the rum again.
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Sift one pint of beer into the lemon juice and add orange sugar.
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Test the rum again before you go nuts.
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Grease the oven and tilt the rum bottle 350 degrees while drinking from it.
I loved this recipe. It really made my day. Thanks for the smiles and laughter from friends and family as they read the recipe.
Happy Holidays and a Prosperous New Year to you and yours!!!
Corky
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I'm writing this review B4 making this cake! Perfect match for this morning! My heater cut out yesterday and we're not getting it fixed until this afternoon. Now, not only can I warm the house by baking, but I can warm myself all the way to my frozen toes! Thanks!
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