No-bake Fake Twinkies

ThatBobbieGirl's Note:

Tastes like the real thing (at least to me, it does) Plus you don't even have to light the oven!! Prep time includes washing and drying the foam rubber seat cushion.

• Total Time: 48 hrs
• Prep Time: 48 hrs
• Cook Time: 0 mins

Ingredients:

Servings: 24

• 2 lbs lard
• 1 cup sugar

Directions:

1. Thoroughly cream lard and sugar.
2. Use this mixture to fill a pastry bag.
3. Set aside.
4. Get a foam rubber seat cushion from your living room.
5. Remove upholstery from seat cushion.
6. Cut the foam rubber into rectangular shapes, approximately 1 1/2" by 1 1/2 " by 4".
7. Fill your sink with hot soapy water, and wash the foam rubber pieces, rinsing carefully.
8. Spread out on towel to dry thoroughly, turning after 1 day.
9. When thoroughly dry, plunge a hot knitting needle through the narrow end, and quickly remove.
10. Repeat for each piece of foam rubber.
11. Fill the resulting tunnels using the pastry bag.
12. Serve on doily lined plastic plate.
13. Don't throw anything at ThatBobbieGirl ;-).

Reviews

[Butterfly4373]

YUM! And perfect for carb counting as I cook for a diabetic, ty SOOOOO much!

[Catnip46]

I followed recipe almost exactly. I skipped the part about washing foam rubber in hot soapy water. Guess I shouldn't have skipped that part. Not that they were bad tasting just not quite the real thing.

[Not Martha]

I'm a ditz! I really thought twice at these. I think Linda0223 is not sure if you are joking or not.