Metric Jester's Evil Burgers

"What's evil about them? It ruins you for other burgers."
 
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Ready In:
30mins
Ingredients:
23
Serves:
4
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ingredients

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directions

  • fry first 5 ingredients until everything is soft and fragrant, using medium heat.
  • allow veggies to cool (put it in the fridge for 20 minutes or so) while you bring beef and egg up to room temperature (take that out of the fridge for 20 minutes or so).
  • put beef in a big bowl, everything else on top, save bread for last, and mix with bare hands (yummy)!
  • separate into 4, make patties (I like to stretch a square of plastic wrap over a peanut butter lid, drop in the meat and gather the wrap into the middle of the patty and press down, extra wrap makes a good expansion divot).
  • fry, grill, broil, or whatever it is you do to cook burgers.
  • toast your buns, mayo and mustard on the bottom, then a patty, a squirt of Frank's Red Hot, then cheese, then an over easy fried egg, then the fried back bacon, then lettuce, tomato, pickles, pickled or grilled beetroot, salt and pepper, top of the bun and two olives on a toothpick for garnish.

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<p>I like food! I like video games! I've never been able to combine the two successfully. <br /> <br />I live in St. Catharines Ontario, and was taught how to cook by both my parents. <br /> <br />I have been working on what I like to call "Quick and Dirty Recipes". They are recipes with very little prep time, and very easy to put together. They are also the kind of recipe you can do on a budget for only one or two people. Most of them you can prep for long before (as long as the cut food keeps) and just throw them together at a moment's notice.</p>
 
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