Just Make Yourself a Dang Case-Uh-Dill-Uh (Kip's Delight)

Total Time
Prep 10 mins
Cook 1 min

Inspired by the sleeper hit Napolean Dynamite. I dedicate this recipe to all fans of the movie and to the Kips and Napoleans of the world. Your pet llama may like this, too. Yes!

Ingredients Nutrition

  • 6 white flour tortillas (low carb okay, cardboard texture best, additive-enhanced)
  • 1 lb Velveeta cheese
  • 1 (6 ounce) jar Pace Picante Sauce (mild, cuz Idahoans can't tolerate spicy)


  1. Arrange one flour tortilla on Corning Ware dinner plate (the brown and orange one with the wheat design circa 1971).
  2. Grate a significant amount (1 cup?) of Velveeta onto the tortilla.
  3. Nuke about 60 seconds or until Velveeta starts to bubble and get "crispy" around the edges.
  4. In the meantime, write some poetry -- Your sandy hair floats in the air -- To me it's like a lullaby -- I'm just flying by -- Oh so high -- like a kite -- tied to a skate --.
  5. Next, spoon on some Pace Piquante (puh-connie) sauce if desired. Repeat process five more times.
  6. Peace out.
Most Helpful

This is great...but don't burn your mouth! Mine were too hot...and now my lips hurt real bad. :)

hoosiercookIN' November 13, 2008

This recipe is flippin' sweet! I make it every time my grandma goes out of town, but I don't share it with Tina-the fat lard!

Wistaria March 24, 2008

Kip hasn't done a flippin' thing today except chat online with hot babes and snack on these! LUCKY.

*Parsley* August 16, 2007