How to Preserve a Husband

READY IN: 17520hrs
Recipe by Chef GreanEyes

found this in a local wyoming cookbook "a collection of recipes using wine, cordials, and beer" from the Broadway Liquor Store by Sara Gradin (by the way this particular cookbook was typed up and price on cover was .50 cents!!)

Top Review by gailanng

No matter if you've got the basic, no-frills model or one like Donald Trump and his billions, I know this technique to be true. I'll spread the word.

Ingredients Nutrition

  • 12 cup cream
  • 1 peach

Directions

  1. be careful in your selection. don't choose too young. when selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
  2. some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water. this may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter; even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
  3. wrap them in a mantle of charity. keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream.
  4. Thus prepared, they will keep for years.

Join the Conversation

  • all
  • reviews
  • tweaks
  • q & a