Total Time
30mins
Prep 15 mins
Cook 15 mins

Poor kitty!

Ingredients Nutrition

  • 1 (20 ounce) package refrigerated sugar cookie dough
  • 1 -2 tablespoon flour
  • red cinnamon candies
  • seedless strawberry jam

Directions

  1. With an adult's help, preheat oven to temperature specified on package.
  2. Sprinkle flour on a clean, flat surface and roll out cookie dough slightly thicker than what the package calls for.
  3. Then, using butter knife, cut out cookies in the shape of a flattened cat.
  4. Use a large spatula to carefully transfer cookies to cookie sheet.
  5. Bake according to package directions.
  6. While they're cooling, count out enough cinnamon candies to put two eyes and a nose on each cat.
  7. Carefully flatten between the front and back of two spoons and set aside.
  8. Allow the cookies to cool on the cookie sheet for about 3 minutes and then press in eyes and nose.
  9. Transfer to wire rack to continue cooling.
  10. Dribble jam here and there on each cookie for blood.
  11. Makes approximately 3 dozen kitty road kill.
  12. Sicko serving suggestion: Instead of making each cookie in a perfect cat shape, make a few that are missing a limb and/or tail.
  13. Why not even sever a head or two?.
  14. Drip jam blood at stumps for an authentically dismembered look?

Reviews

(3)
Most Helpful

Well, I think I did your recipe a disservice by not following through with the 'flat cat' theme, but still the cookies were great just as the bloomin' bloody 'thangs' they were! Interesting, to say the least, & very good tasting, to say the most! The recipe will, I'm sure, be don justice when I pass it on to my daughter & her three kids to make & play with! Thanks for sharing!

Sydney Mike February 25, 2007

hey!! molly, wiggles, morris and nugget are not amused. but the cookies are good. Maybe I'll make them in the shape of a smushed racoon instead. flat cats @ my house not funny

mandabears July 08, 2004

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