Emergency Sweeeeeet Chocolate Fix

Total Time
Prep 0 mins
Cook 0 mins

Girl-type comfort food. But guys, don't be afraid to approach! This works almost as well as a tub of ice-cream for drowning ludicrous sorrows, inextricable squabbles, non-existant hunger, unreasonable resentment, immature grumpiness, unnecessary annoyance, and gaaaawwwwd-i-need-chawwwwkklaate syndrome, but only if the instructions are followed carefully. One mistake and the whole thing is ruined!


  1. Mix the two ingredients well until you can't tell one apart from the other; proceed to step 2.
  2. Grab the nearest spoon, dig in shamelessly, and make those slurpy sounds while licking the spoon; repeat step 1 with the rest of the condensed milk and cocoa powder in your pantry.
Most Helpful

This recipe is Pure Genius, I will always remember you for the rest of my days as a true hero! This is truly a miracle of happiness.

Doelee October 27, 2003

Oh Anu! This is SINFUL! Very yummy! I enjoyed mixing away until both the Hintz Dutch Processed cocoa powder and the Nestle sweetened condensed milk mixed totally into each other - Marriage in chocolate and milk heaven;-)! This really satisfied my chocolate craving and I welcomed my Mom and Dad's 26th wedding anniversary(at 12am today on 24th Oct'03) with this treat! Thank you for a sweet end to a great day!

Charishma_Ramchandani October 23, 2003

Love this recipe!!!Super yum.Super easy.Quickest food I've ever actually liked.

K.A.P April 25, 2013