Straight from the vaults of the Krusty Krab, here is the "official" recipe for Krabby Patties. My kids (now teenagers) thought they were tasty and nostalgic, and the grownups just liked them, as a delicious change of pace. I served them on half pita rounds, with shredded lettuce, mayonaise, and cocktail sauce. A side of hush puppies and seaweed (spinach) carries the theme a little farther. Sponge Bob likes his Krabby Patties with peanut butter, but that sounds pretty nasty to me.