So, I was having the Spanish Inquisition over for supper the other night, and was trying to rack my brain (get it) for a dish that would really impress them (they’re not a crowd you really want to disappoint). I figured what better than to do unspeakable things to a chicken and still end up with the best, juiciest, most flavourful chicken out there. Given the chicken’s crimes, and its lack of remorse I decided the punishment would be three fold.
1. Languishing in a tenderising brine until such time as mercy is asked for,
2. Being impaled upon a beer can, or other suitable torture device, and
3. Suffocating slowly in a smoke chamber (a.k.a. barbeque) until the juices run clear.
All kidding aside this is a really easy way to impress even the toughest crowd with a chicken dinner.