Okay, so I'm going to start out by saying
I'm out walking the dog this morning. In the COLD and the WIND. We walked to the park, intending to make it quick and to get back home and inside.
Well, Mr. Sniffy Face discovered . . . a dead squirrel. I think it was a squirrel. Actually, it was more like squirrel jerky, though, as it turns out, much of its stiffness was probably because it was frozen.
I didn't even see it - until he suddenly reached out and snatched it with his Jaws of Doom. Kind of like a frog does, only with big old teeth.
So I told him to "drop it" and he said "yeah right." Actually it was more like "mfffh mfft."
I offered him a treat in trade.
He sneered at me.
I put me (eeew) hand on the squirrel jerky and told him to "give."

We've actually been working on, and doing very well with "give." When it's a wubba.
I've learned not to try to wrestle it away from him - the hard way.
So what I ended up doing was I tightened up on his leash (I didn't choke him, but I'm pretty sure he was less than comfortable), and we MARCHED toward home, stopping at every corner, sitting, and my giving him the opportunity to "GIVE." When he refused (which he did) we kept going. Past our street. Further. Turned around, and past our street again. Stopping at each corner, sit, give, no? Okay, march.
Not pleasant at all, especially when you added the now-thawing dead squirrel smell.
FINALLY, after several tries, I think he needed to take a breath, so he loosened up on the Squirrel Jerky enough that I was able to snatch it out of his mouth, THROW it across the street, then I rewarded him, pretending he'd voluntarily given it up, then we went home, all happy happy joy joy.
So my question is this - HOW do you teach a dog to DROP the squirrel when you don't actually HAVE, and have no intention of ever having, random rotting squirrel carcasses around to practice with?
Also, I think I'm going to throw away the gloves I was wearing this morning.
