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Pizza whore

Krislady

Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:08 am

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We got about 14 or so inches of snow the other day. Yay fun. Walking has been . . . challenging.

And the back yard, well, it's just a good thing Jar doesn't have his fancy parts anymore, because they'd buried.

While the sidewalks are still pretty ugly, the streets are mainly cleared - a few slippery patches, but reasonable.

So we're walking along this morning, as we do, and, once "business" was done, I said, as I do, "Jarly, heel."

Jarly kind of tilted his head the OTHER way and said "la la la I can't hear you."

So. . . lure him.

I got out a treat, waved it in front of his nose, and said "Jarly, HEEL."

He sort of glanced at me and said, "well, you know, it's kind of slippery out here and maybe I'd better keep my eyes where I'm going and look directly at the ground when we're walking and not mess around. . . "

Really? So, I LURE him.

And I got out a piece of crust from last night's pizza.

I didn't even have to wave it under his nose - as soon as it came out of my pocket, he was all "hey, Mom, you know what we haven't done in a while? Heeling We should heel. Wanna heel? Right now? Huh? Wanna?"

K9 Owned

Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:38 pm

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LMBO!
Too funny and you tell a great short story.

Connie Lea

Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:02 am

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I agree with K9 - you do tell funny, entertaining stories. I don't always reply, but I always read them.

Saralaya

Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:18 am

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That's too funny and I agree with the others...you are an awesome story teller! Thanks for the laugh!!!!

Krislady

Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:02 pm

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Aw, thanks, guys.

Mostly, ya'll are about the only people I know who'd appreciate the little funny stuff that happens with The Jar. Glad you enjoy it.

Pot Scrubber

Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:07 am

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Ha! Just had pizza delivered. The delivery person was shocked.

Demon and Farrah tried to lick her to death and then she saw Tuna cat. She said "Oh my God that is a big cat!"

I told her "I feed him pepperoni."

She had a strange look on her face when she left. LOL

I'm probably on some sort of Dominos delivery pervert list.

Saralaya

Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:50 pm

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Pot Scrubber wrote:
Ha! Just had pizza delivered. The delivery person was shocked.

Demon and Farrah tried to lick her to death and then she saw Tuna cat. She said "Oh my God that is a big cat!"

I told her "I feed him pepperoni."

She had a strange look on her face when she left. LOL

I'm probably on some sort of Dominos delivery pervert list.