The Awful Name Game

[KookieMomster]

I am searching for baby names, boy ones because we already know what we will name the baby if it is a girl. I like Irish, Scandanvian and Ukrainian names. Alas some are just too cruel.
Here are the rules, Do not post the real name of anyone you know no mater how AWFUL their parents were to them. You have to use your imagination, and a baby name book or directory or two. I am looking in this game for names that are sure to be mangled, maligned and mispronounced by all. Let's keep it fun and clean please so that noone gets offended.
I will start with

Boy-- ULICK ROIBEARD (both Irish names)

Girl-- BENGTA HEDVIG (Both Sweedish names)
Hint say them out loud!
These are real names from http://www.behindthename.com/

[VickyJ]

do they have to be foreign?

[jackieblue]

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

[KookieMomster]

Why no, but I find that making names that seem to say something else is easier that way. What did you have in mind?

[justagoudeaugirl]

Chris P. Bacon

Hedda Lettuce

Etta Apple

[VickyJ]

Ima Byrd

[justagoudeaugirl]

Ever hear of the Hogg sisters from Houston, Texas, Ima and Ura? How sad of their parents to do that to them.

[KookieMomster]

I was once told of a couple who named their son
Phil Oh Pino
Some people just don't see the importance of choosing a name that cannot be used as a joke or a pun.

How about Kentworth Little

[chilepepper1231]

Chubby Butz who is a family friend

[Fauve]

Anita Little. She had a LOT of male friends in college.

[Fauve]

jackieblue wrote:
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

Wow, just gave a quick look at the website you mentioned. Had to laugh!!! My god, these poor little children!!!

Girls named Oleo, Vegas, Matisse, Sun, Tequila, Solace, Legend, Malaya, Sequoia, Dakota
Boys named: Dawson, Lawson, Grayson, Kason, Kamden, Raiden, Macen, Awstyn, Kegan, Kade, Maddox, Ryder, Chance...

I teach school, and I have seen the trend, I have children in class named Heaven, Angel, Trinity, Breeze, Awtym, Merrionne...(girls) And Lawson, Greyson, Eldon, Weldon...(boys)... (*sigh*)

Jumping on the bandwagon here, tongue planted firmly in cheek, may I add a few new-age name suggestions of my own:

Girls: Margarita, Polyester, Chartreuse, Obtuse, Outre', Risque', O'Lay, Tuscarora, Cherokee, Butyrflye, Tyffennie, Sincerity, Saccharine, Olestra, Virago, Ontario, Harpie...
Boys: Ramses, Hitler, Atilla, Osama, Vlad, Mace, Sledge, Hammer, Axe, Ford, Arson, Pillage, Viagra, Ruckus, Ramble, Gamble, Hirsute, Smoker, Toker, Chooser, Boozer, Loser....

[KookieMomster]

What about Baccus, Xerox, Puce, or Velamint...All from items on my desk.

[VickyJ]

Cookie Baker

[Fauve]

AngelaStill wrote:
What about Baccus, Xerox, Puce, or Velamint...All from items on my desk.

lol, good ones!

[Starlita]

Chyrstal Chanda Lier